Zodiac Signs & Their Meanings

Astrology is the study of the influence that celestial bodies (usually stars and planets), have on human lives. The position of the sun, moon, stars and planets at the time of people’s birth shapes their personality, affects their behavior, romantic relationships and predicts the future.

All Zodiac Signs

However, what most people known about astrology is their zodiac sign, which refers to one of the 12 constellations of the zodiac. This is a form of sun sign astrology, but it’s simplistic, so it produces very limited results. In order to get a more accurate reading, many astrologers will check to see what sign each planet was in at the time of birth. The signs and planets combine with other elements like houses and angles, to form a complex and very specific profile of one’s personality, life and future prospects.

There isn’t any unified theory or practice of astrology. Even the ancient cultures all practiced their own forms, some of which evolved into today’s western astrology. Western astrology is based upon the construction of a horoscope, which is a chart of the heavens at a particular moment. The most common form of horoscope is the natal chart based on the moment of a person’ birth.
The astrological planets are the seven heavenly bodies known to the ancients, including the sun and the moon. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Sun and Moon are the seven planets that rule the twelve astrological signs.

In modern Western astrology the signs of the zodiac represent twelve basic personality types and they are divided into four elements: fire, earth, air and water. Water and earth signs are considered feminine, while fire and air signs are considered masculine. The 12 zodiac signs are also divided into three qualities: cardinal, fixed and mutable.

The zodiac sign of an individual depends on the placement of planets and the ascendant in that sign. Continue reading to find out more about the four elements and the zodiac signs associated with each element!

Earth Signs

Fire Signs

Air Signs

Water Signs

Astrology Humor

by FunnyJokes2Go

A . . . walks into a bar, orders everyone a round of drinks and says:

Aries: Oh those are all for me
Taurus: Make sure it’s all your finest…………cheapest beer
Gemini: I’m gonna grab the ***….err hands of everyone in this joint!
Cancer: I’ll go drink mine in the corner and cry.
Leo: Everyone love me for being so generous
Virgo: Hmmm are those glasses clean? I don’t want to complain but something smells a bit odd.
Libra: I love you allll…now i have to go to a better bar with cooler people.
Scorpio: *poisons all the drinks* The antidote is only $700 a person!
Saggitarius: You’re all great I tell you, you just are kinda ugly, but plastic surgery does great things these days!
Capricorn: *notes beer in check book* Yes this fits in to my budget I suppose, make mine vodka on the rocks.
Aquarius: Oh you’re all so fabulous I love you all! Lets all get naked and show off what god gave us! Especially me, LOOK AT ME
Pisces: wow you’re all such groovy, the vibe in here is amazing, *injects heroin*

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